Things just won’t be the same smh.
My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again
if i get ignored for more than .04 seconds i can literally feel my insides rotting
i met a girl with 12 nipples
what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you
What if it does but we can’t hear it?
do u kno what screaming is
Silence is the loudest scream
Only on Tumblr
did this broccoli just flip me off?
Oh my god
being hotter than me is selfish and rude
- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor
no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER
I swear some white people are horses with blinders on.
White people actually are a minority of the world.
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument