Things just won’t be the same smh.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My fetishes include men giving me large sums of money and then never, ever talking to me again
(Source: bewilderedsapling)
Amanda, please.
NO.
(Source: vaspim)
sfux:
if i get ignored for more than .04 seconds i can literally feel my insides rotting
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you
What if it does but we can’t hear it?
do u kno what screaming is
Silence is the loudest scream
deep
Only on Tumblr
did this broccoli just flip me off?
Oh my god
being hotter than me is selfish and rude
(Source: jesuschristvevo)
- Out Of A Whole Planet’s Population, One Hero Will Be Chosen: It’s Probably Going To Be A White Dude
Well we are the majority the odds are in our favor
no yoU AREN’T THAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS POST YOU DENSEHEADED DINGLEFRICKER
I swear some white people are horses with blinders on.
White people actually are a minority of the world.
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots)
